Super Ninja Slapfight
From the local newswire:
Two local adults, a man and woman appearing to be in their 30's, were seen engaged in a physical altercation in the skywalk above town last night. They seemed to be singing "Beat It" by Michael Jackson and the altercation may have begun when they started to reenact the fight scene from the video of the same, in which a black man in white leather and a white man in black leather tie themselves together to engage in a switchblade battle/dance-off. Unfortunately, the local pair did not seem to have participated in any formal dance training in order to effectuate this reenactment.
The man and woman, who seemed to be at least partially intoxicated, then devolved into a slapfight, reminiscent of the fight in which George and Alex were engaged on last week's Grey's Anatomy. There was a brief lull in the fight when the man attempted to execute a ninja roll move in the lobby of a local hotel and ended up bashing his head against the wall. The woman then collapsed in what appeared to be a hysterical fit. The man then stole her shoe and threw it under a couch.
These events have been pieced together from minutes of surveillance video taken by cameras placed strategically throughout the skywalk. Local authorities are now attempting to locate the two in an effort to either arrest them or blackmail them.
Two local adults, a man and woman appearing to be in their 30's, were seen engaged in a physical altercation in the skywalk above town last night. They seemed to be singing "Beat It" by Michael Jackson and the altercation may have begun when they started to reenact the fight scene from the video of the same, in which a black man in white leather and a white man in black leather tie themselves together to engage in a switchblade battle/dance-off. Unfortunately, the local pair did not seem to have participated in any formal dance training in order to effectuate this reenactment.
The man and woman, who seemed to be at least partially intoxicated, then devolved into a slapfight, reminiscent of the fight in which George and Alex were engaged on last week's Grey's Anatomy. There was a brief lull in the fight when the man attempted to execute a ninja roll move in the lobby of a local hotel and ended up bashing his head against the wall. The woman then collapsed in what appeared to be a hysterical fit. The man then stole her shoe and threw it under a couch.
These events have been pieced together from minutes of surveillance video taken by cameras placed strategically throughout the skywalk. Local authorities are now attempting to locate the two in an effort to either arrest them or blackmail them.
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