Cattywampus

I did not recall this until yesterday, when I got a text message.

There were women sitting at the bar that we were mocking. The one, the brunette, had the tops of her panties sticking out of her waistband. But only on one side. They were all crooked and cockeyed, apparently.

"Look at that woman and her cattywampus underwear."

Let cattywampus be your watchword in all you do.