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Monday, March 26, 2007

Too Old

Watching coverage on Anna Nicole this weekend at my friend, Jocelyn's, house. I think it was Inside Edition or something equally trashy. Someone was interviewing her doctor and asking what medications dear Anna might have been on at the time of her death.

Me: Wow, she is fairly homely.
J: Yeah, you'd think, with all that Anna Nicole money, she'd be able to get some work done.
Me: Is it me, or does her nose resemble a penis?
J: No, you're totally right. How unfortunate for her.
Me: Or that guy. That old guy with the nose.
J: Karl Malden.
Me: No. Older. The guy that always said, "Hot cha cha cha cha!"
J: Jimmy Durante.
Me: Exactly.
J: You're right. Bad nose. Particularly on a woman.

Silence for a moment.

J: What kind of upbringing did we have where we, at our rather young age, know who Jimmy Durante is?
Me: I have no idea.

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