All I Want For Christmas
My birthday is coming up soon. I've decided that all I really want is every single volume of R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" masterpiece for my MP3 player so I can listen to him talk about midgets every single day of my life.
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Long holiday weekend. Managed to get the five-finger discount on both a keychain and a mug. Always good to keep those skills handy. I then had to pull the mug out of my sweater at the grocery store, as the checkout girl clearly thought I had a steak tucked up there. I felt like the kid in "Animal House."
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Long holiday weekend. Managed to get the five-finger discount on both a keychain and a mug. Always good to keep those skills handy. I then had to pull the mug out of my sweater at the grocery store, as the checkout girl clearly thought I had a steak tucked up there. I felt like the kid in "Animal House."
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