Wannabe

I just actually ran a red light on the way to work. Full blown red. Not orange. Complete fire-engine red.

Why, you might ask?

Because I was busy wondering if Posh Beckham's friends call her "Posh" or "Victoria" or "Vicki" or some other derivative of the name when they hang out, getting their nails done together. And, out of the five of them, who'd have thought it would be Posh that ended up crazy-rick while Scary ended up having to have sex with Eddie Murphy. And whatever did happen to Sporty?