Hammer and Sickle

There are workers outside tearing up every bush, flower and growing thing withing ten feet of my building.

Someone is chiseling away at...something nearby. It sounds like Andy Dufresne behind the Farrah poster.

They "fixed" the bathroom yesterday and it smells like someone died.

The light fixture in the hallway is flickering and I'm expecting the girl from "The Grudge" to appear at any moment.

The light is out in the bathroom in the handicapped stall.

One of the printers is broken and in pieces.

I'm living in a Soviet republic circa 1983.