Misheard

A conversation last night at the bar:

Kim: "So he told me that, if I kept wearing shoes like this, I was going to get...mrphsglah."
Monica: "He told you that?"
Kathy: "I can't believe it. What a jackass."
Me: "Wait, what did he say?"
Kim: "He told me I'd get hammertoes."
Me: "Oh. That makes more sense. I was wondering how your shoes could give you camel toe."