The Great Wide Open

I have a service attached to this site, so I can go and see who is reading this piece of nonsense. I can see who visited, for how long, and how many page views they did. If they get here from a search, it'll tell me what the search term was.

Sometime last week, someone got here while searching for "pink tampon."

I don't recall ever using a tampon that was pink. Maybe pink wrappers, but not actual pink tampons. I don't think I'd want to insert anything garishly dyed in to my body.

You know, other than kleenex up my nose.