...Miss Head, if You're Nasty

Thursday, June 26, 2008

NOTICE

Today is being cancelled due to lack of interest.

The first notice of the problem took place at approximately 5:00, when the alarm went into "snooze" mode and remained there for approximately 36 minutes.

Continuing difficulties were noticed during the following events: attempted exercise, locating clothing for the day, showering, making the bed and finding shoes. Final status was assumed upon the location of thrown-up hair balls on cream-colored carpet at approximately 7:02 a.m.

In the event that the system difficulties continue, tomorrow may also be at risk. Check your local stations for updates on this crisis.

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