NOTICE
Today is being cancelled due to lack of interest.
The first notice of the problem took place at approximately 5:00, when the alarm went into "snooze" mode and remained there for approximately 36 minutes.
Continuing difficulties were noticed during the following events: attempted exercise, locating clothing for the day, showering, making the bed and finding shoes. Final status was assumed upon the location of thrown-up hair balls on cream-colored carpet at approximately 7:02 a.m.
In the event that the system difficulties continue, tomorrow may also be at risk. Check your local stations for updates on this crisis.
The first notice of the problem took place at approximately 5:00, when the alarm went into "snooze" mode and remained there for approximately 36 minutes.
Continuing difficulties were noticed during the following events: attempted exercise, locating clothing for the day, showering, making the bed and finding shoes. Final status was assumed upon the location of thrown-up hair balls on cream-colored carpet at approximately 7:02 a.m.
In the event that the system difficulties continue, tomorrow may also be at risk. Check your local stations for updates on this crisis.
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